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Chris Showalter - Groomsman
Name: Chris Showalter

Age: 29

Hometown: R/S, ICT (Riverside, Wichita)

Tell me about yourself... Highly decorated former Marine Corps non-commissioned officer offering a strong work ethic with seven years of security and combat experience in high risk, high stress environments. Experience in tactical decision making, supervision of combat, and civilian personnel, and the inventorying, issuing, and transportation of valuable company assets and liability in excess of $15 million. Talent for leading from the front in all aspects of his profession and sets out to master all tasks assigned to him. Yes it's my resume.

How long have you known Brett? I've known Brett for 3 years.

How did you and Brett meet? He lived with my best Friends, and became one because of it.

What is your favorite thing about Brett? Beautiful locks..... I mean his irreverent sense of humor.

What is your least favorite thing about Brett? Unfailing love of plaid.

Describe Brett in three words:Digital camping zombie.

What is your funniest memory of Brett? Brett misunderstanding when i said "honk and swerve" in a story, and thinking i used the term "honky swerve" as some evasive driving maneuver.

Do you have any last words of wisdom for Brett before he gets married? Get to the bathroom first in the mornings.